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BRUH. Skincare

BRUH. Skincare

BRUH. Skincare

Regular price $36.00 USD
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Bruh, you're getting the entire display you just saw at our booth AND about to change a few of your favorite guys' lives. The Market Bundle comes with 6 of each of our products.

  • The Cleanser (BRUH. wash your face)
    • BRUH. Some of you aren't washing your face, or you’re using the same bar of soap you use… everywhere else. You probably think people don’t notice, but we do. We all do. THE CLEANSER is here to change the game. This cooling cucumber gel removes the dirt, impurities and dead skin cells that have built up on your face, while Vitamin B3 energizes your skin. Our refreshing cucumber and botanical extracts also make you feel like you’re showering in the rainforest... or wherever the hell they grow cucumbers. Use it twice daily for that smooth, sexy babyface you know you’ve got hiding under there.
    • Ingredients: Water (Aqua), Decyl Glucoside, Sodium Methyl Cocoyl Taurate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Glycerin, Niacinamide, Xanthan Gum, Allantoin, Salix Alba (Willow) Bark Extract, Cucumis Sativus (Cucumber) Fruit Extract, Urea, Schizophyllan, Tocopherol, Coco-Glucoside, Glyceryl Oleate, Lauryl Glucoside, Sodium Chloride, Hydrogenated Palm Glycerides Citrate, Citric Acid, Phenoxyethanol, Ethylhexyl-glycerin.
  • The Scrub (BRUH. you need to exfoliate)
    • BRUH. Is your skin looking rough & tired? Are you seeing those blackheads even when you’re standing six feet away from the mirror? YOU NEED TO EXFOLIATE. Think of it like cutting the grass, sanding some wood, or dusting off your OLED tv before the game. THE SCRUB smells like candy and feels like fine sand. We also made sure it didn't contain any of those abrasive, plastic microbeads. That's right, we used jojoba esters that dissolve and break apart in water providing you with a much more refreshing feel. Bruh, it's time to see your skin in HD. Exfoliate with The Scrub.
  • The Serum (BRUH. you need a serum)
    • BRUH. We know. You've finally agreed to wash your face and now you're wondering why the hell you need another product. THE SERUM is here to take you back in time and Doc Brown is pulling up in the DeLorean. So you better jump in because you have a lot of repairing to do. Turns out, all those years of baking in the sun and not taking care of your money-maker have caused a lot of damage you probably can't even see yet. So having Vitamin C and Citrus Stem Cells as active ingredients means they'll boost the youthful qualities of your skin, enhance skin elasticity and help to repair everything else you've put your face through. So yeah, this bottle might be small, but there's a lot of important sh*t going on in here.
  • The Moisturizer (BRUH. you need to moisturize)
    • BRUH. You're a grown a** man. That drugstore lotion you only use when your skin starts cracking and flaking off... ain't cutting it. Don’t worry though. We got you. THE MOISTURIZER contains hyaluronic acid that attracts moisture the way you’ll be attracting looks once everyone starts wondering why you look so damn good all of a sudden. Vitamins B, C, and E will quench your skin like a post-game Gatorade. Use it twice a day or however often you want to get carded while trying to order a beer.
  • The Recovery Mist (BRUH. get back in the game)
    • We all know sh*t happens. Whether that's a breakout a night before the big date, razor burn the morning of that life altering interview, or an eczema flare up hours before family photos with Gran Gran on her 96th birthday (you know you're not getting a redo on those). Bruh, don't sweat it. We got you. Your body naturally produces Hypochlorous Acid to heal itself, so we took it upon ourselves to bottle this holy grail solution to help speed things up. All you gotta do now is give your body the extra boost to get back in the game. THE RECOVERY MIST is here to help you bring sexy back, faster.
    • ASSISTS IN HEALING:
      • ACNE ECZEMA
      • PSORIASIS
      • ROSACEA
      • RAZOR BURN
      • CUTS & SCRAPES
      • BUG BITES ITCHY RASHES
    • Recommended use: 3-5 times per day 

*Manufactured in a FDA Registered Facility

Paraben-free, sulfate-free & cruelty-free. Proudly made in the USA.

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